Kremlin states reason for invading
“Even an alcoholic can not tolerate it!” agreed one Muscovite on the eve of war.
For those confused about the recent conflict, a primer of why this war is great:
It’s great to see white Christians back at killing each other. I was getting quite tired from the Zionist/post-colonial/sectarian conflicts which have bubbled up like pus-filled corpuscles all over this warming ass of a planet.
It’s great to see a war start in such a classic fashion—by getting a bunch of guns together and firing them. I was tired of seeing wars start by kidnapping (
It’s great that both sides quote International Law as they kill as many of the other as possible. Making certain a war follows all the procedures and protocols of International Law ALWAYS ensures optimum results. (Whatever those may be.)
It’s great to see both sides in a war say “You started it!” I am pleased that bloodcurdling slogans such as “Death to
It’s great to welcome back irony: The people of Country #1 try to annihilate the people of Country #2. But where Country #2 is the home-land of a past leader of Country #1 who killed more people in Country #1 and Country #2 than any other individual leader in history…
It’s great that it’s gonna be a short one! (Got me posting on FTM quickly!)
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It's just unfortunate timing that it knocked the Edwards sex scandal out of the top of the news cycle. That was a juicy one.
I don't even know the name of Edwards's mistress! Much less if she is attractive or not...
Could Edwards have called Edvard Shishkaboob (the Georgian President)pretending to be George Bush and told him that the US would back his adventures against the Rooskies?
Nah that was a McCain advisor, lobbyist Randy Scheunemann, along with the Bushies who set that one up.
I was kind of hoping that they would send in the 82nd Airborne!
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/208007.php
adam
1. This is great, I'm going to have to quote you.
2. I hear some congratulations are in order?
"this warming ass of a planet"!! I wanna know if Gore has opinions on that.
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