Tuesday, January 20, 2009

What I've been up to during the holiday season...

Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay

CLEARWATER, Fla. – Wildlife officials said a rhesus monkey known to throw feces when mad is on the loose in Tampa Bay. Authorities have been trying to capture the primate since Tuesday afternoon, but it managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Gary Morse with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission says the adult male is thought to have escaped from an unlicensed source. It was last seen in Clearwater.

The monkey is not considered dangerous.

1 comments:

Lina Reznikov said...

Since you're in Clearwater and all, would you mind aiming some of that feces at the plentiful scientologist targets?